The Consulting Writer

aka The Frazzled Mom

Never Touch The Underside Of A Desk

I’m naturally suspicious. Maybe not on a conspiracy theory level, but still, if something is “free” I often question it. What’s the catch? Nothing is given for free in this world. There’s always a cost. Maybe I’ve watched too much Doctor Who because that’s a recurring theme. And while everyone jumps on board, the Doctor is looking for the hidden agenda, the fine print.

As suspicious as a vampire at a blood drive.

I don’t like getting on elevators. They make me suspicious… like something’s about to go down.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is very suspicious.

I read that airport traffic control is a target of hackers. The way to tell if it’s been hacked? Be suspicious if your flight is taking off on time.

The brain is the most important organ in the body…according to the brain.

My bank called to let me know of fraud activity on my credit card. It was a charge for a gym membership.

Suspicious quotation marks: Employees must “wash hands”, All you can eat “fish”, Fireworks “you can trust”, Beware of “dog”, and “Security Guard”.

Probably should have this checked…



2 comments on “Never Touch The Underside Of A Desk

  1. Megha's World
    February 14, 2018

    Wow, so many uses of suspicious nicely done. My fav is “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is very suspicious” Being I mom I totally agree to this.


  2. mylibraryandothermischief
    February 20, 2018

    This is excellent! I will be looking more closely at suspicious quotation marks in future 😉


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