aka The Frazzled Mom
What story should I include for the letter B?
Friend: I suppose the story about how I was out of butter this morning and had to eat my toast dry wouldn’t make the cut.
Me: Hmmm…maybe I can spin it
Friend: I’m not sure how spinning toast makes it more interesting but sure!
Me: It’ll be difficult. If it was a documentary, I could film the reenactment with tense music.
Friend: Yes.. perhaps the psycho music as I open the butter dish. And then the Kahnnnn yell as I realized
some someone ate the last of it.
Me: Wait, wait, wait! The butter dish was in the fridge and it was EMPTY? WHO EVEN DOES THAT?!
Friend: I KNOW!
Me: I’m so using this story.